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The Simpsons · Season 6

Marge and Homer in “Lisa's Rival”

Homer, when are you going to give up this crazy sugar scheme?

NEVER! Never, Marge! I can't live the button-down life like you. I want it all: the terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles! Sure, I might offend a few of the bluenoses with my cocky stride and musky odors -- oh, I'll never be the darling of the so-called ‘City Fathers’ who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about "What's to be done with this Homer Simpson?!"

Look, just get rid of the sugar, okay?!

No!

[As Marge walks away, a swarm of bees begin to settle onto the sugar pile]

[screams] Hey! Get off my sugar! Bad bees! Bad! [bees sting him] Ow! OOWW!! Oh, they're defending themselves somehow!

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