[Homer and Bart come across an overturned truck that is spilling sugar. Homer shovels sugar into his car boot]
Dad, isn't this stealing?
Read your town charter, boy! "If foodstuff should touch the ground, said foodstuff shall be turned over to the village idiot". Since I don't see him around, start shoveling!
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