Bart (waves two pieces of paper in front of Homer's face): Hey, Dad, sell you these for fifty bucks.
Woo hoo! Sold! (Bart takes the money and runs off)
Those aren't tickets to the game, Homer.
What do you mean? It says right here: "Free wig with every purchase of large wig. Downtown Wig Center". (screams): Why you little -- (immediately calms down as he sits down and thinks it over): Hmm, free wig.
(Homer imagines himself with Marge's hair, as he looks at himself in the mirror)
Homer (imitating Marge): I love you, Homie. Mmm. (normal voice): Heh, heh, heh. I don't need her at all anymore.
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