[Homer is sitting in a nuclear inspection van]
Homer, this is an exact replica of your work station.
Hm?
Now, we're going to simulate a power surge in core sector eight.
What the hell are you talking about?
[The agents slam the door of the van shut, and slide open a peephole to watch Homer]
[blubbering] What do I do? What do I do? In the name of God, you've gotta tell me!
Relax! It's just a simulator. Nothing can go wrong.
[to himself] Just poke blindly at the controls until they let you go.
[Homer shields his eyes and pushes random buttons, inexplicably causing a meltdown]
No, no! This... can't be happening!
[Smithers and Mr. Burns run to an escape pod. Burns seals the door; Smithers desperately pounds on it]
For the love of God, sir, there are two seats!
[reopens the door] I like to put my feet up.
[Homer emerges from the crater, glowing a radioactive green.]
Raargh! Must... destroy... mankind! [his watch beeps] Ooh, lunchtime. [Homer shakes off the radiation and walks off]
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