Mr. Burns and Homer in “Last Exit to Springfield”

Mr. Burns

We don't have to be adversaries, Homer! We both want a fair union contract!

Homer

[internally] Why is Mr. Burns being so nice to me?

Mr. Burns

And if you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours!

Homer

Wait a minute... is he coming onto me?

Mr. Burns

I mean, if I should slip something into your pocket, what's the harm?

Homer

My God, he is coming onto me!

Mr. Burns

After all... negotiations make strange bedfellows! [chuckles, clicks his tongue and winks]

Homer

[screams]

Homer

[gets up] Sorry, Mr. Burns, but I don't go in for these backdoor shenanigans. Sure, I'm flattered – maybe even a little curious. But the answer is no!