Lionel Hutz, Marge and others in “New Kid on the Block”

Lionel Hutz

Mrs. Simpson, in your own words, please tell us what happened after you and your husband were ejected from the restaurant.

Marge

We pretty much went straight home.

Lionel Hutz

Remember, Mrs. Simpson, you're still under oath.

Marge

We drove around until 3:00 in the morning looking for another open all-you-can-eat seafood restaurant.

Lionel Hutz

And when you couldn't find any?

Marge

[crying] We went fishing!

Lionel Hutz

[to the jury] Do these sound like the actions of a man who'd had all he could eat?

[all of whom are incredibly obese] No!

That could have been me!