[First lines]
[impersonating Alfred Hitchcock] Good evening. [normally] I've been asked to tell you that the following show is very scary, with stuff that might give your kids nightmares. You see, there are some crybabies out there - religious types, mostly - who might be offended. If you are one of them, I advise you to turn off your set now. Come on, I dare you! [clucks, flaps his arms] Chicken!
[suddenly, the screen goes out. In darkness, a white dot is visible; offscreen] Hey!
[Footstep sounds heard]
[offscreen] Homer, did you just call everyone "chicken"?
[offscreen] No. I swear on this Bible.
[offscreen] That's not a Bible, that's a book of carpet samples!
[The white dot disappears slowly]
[offscreen] Ooh...fuzzy.
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