Do you sell toys?
SShopkeeper
We sell forbidden objects from places men dare to tread. We also sell frozen yogurt, which I call frogurt.
Well, I need something for my son's birthday.
SShopkeeper
Ah, perhaps this will please the gentleman. [picks up a Krusty the Clown doll] Take this object, but beware it carries a terrible curse.
[worried] Ooooh, that's bad...
SShopkeeper
But it comes with a free frogurt!
[relieved] That's good!
SShopkeeper
The frogurt is also cursed.
[worried] That's bad...
SShopkeeper
But you get your choice of topping.
[relieved] That's good!
SShopkeeper
The toppings contain potassium benzoate. [Homer stares] That's bad.
Can I go now?
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