[God appears in Homer's dream, ripping the roof off his house.]
God ...?
[points finger at Homer] Thou hast forsaken My church!
Well, kind of, but-
But what?!
I'm not a bad guy. I work hard and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell?
[stops himself] Hmm, you've got a point there. [sits beside Homer] Sometimes, even I would rather be watching football. Does St. Louis still have a team?
No, they moved to Phoenix.
Oh, yeah.
You know what I really hate about church? Those boring sermons.
[sighs] I couldn't agree more, that Reverend Lovejoy really displeases me. I think I'll give him a canker sore.
Give him one for me.
I will. [pets Snowball II]
So I figure I should just try to live right and worship You in my own way.
Homer, it's a deal. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to appear in a tortilla in Mexico.
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