[about his Magic Eight Ball]
You shake it up, and it tells the future!
Really? Will I pass my English test? [shakes the ball] "Outlook Not So Good." Wow, it does work!
Let me try. Will I get beat up today? [shakes the ball] "All Signs Point To Yes."
That ball knows everything. [bashes Milhouse on the head.]
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