[Homer ordered a subliminal weight-loss tape, but he was sent a vocabulary improvement tape instead.]
Dad, do you know what today is?
The vernal equinox?
No! It's been two weeks since you got that tape. Let's get you on the scales! [Homer gets on the scales] You've gained thirteen pounds.
Disingenuous mountebanks with their subliminal chicanery! A pox on them!
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