Homer, Marge and others in “Stark Raving Dad”

Homer

Who stole my shirt? Who stole my shirt?

Marge

I washed it.

Homer

Oh, thank you Marge. [sees his shirt turned pink] Aaaah! Pink? Marge, I can't wear a pink shirt to work. Everybody wears white shirts. I'm not popular enough to be different.

Marge

[comforts Homer] Now Homer don't panic, you have plenty of white shirts.

Homer

[grabs all of his pink shirts] Oh gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, oh no pink? pink? Pink! [sobs] It's all over, Marge! It's all over!

Marge

I don't know how this could have happened?

Bart

[grabs his red hat] Ah, my lucky red hat. Clean as a whistle.

Homer

[turns red with anger] You! YOU DID THIS TO ME! [furiously grabs Bart by the neck and angrily strangles him]

Bart

I... apologize!

Marge

[stops Homer from strangling Bart] Oh, please. No one's going to notice if you wear a pink shirt to work.