[First lines]
So, Homer, what happened in Capital City?
Oh, Barney.
MMoe
C'mon, Homer. We're dyin' of curiosity.
Look, there's only one thing worse than being a loser. It's being one of those guys that sits in a bar, telling the story of how he became a loser, and I never want that to happen to me.
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