KKarl
I just came to say goodbye to the gals in the typing pool.
Yeah, well, thanks for the speech, Carl, but I can't give it. [takes off his hat] Look at me!
KKarl
I guess I hadn't taught you anything!
What do you mean?
KKarl
Don't you see? The tartar sauce, the bathroom key, drying your boss's hands, you did it all! It was never the hair! You did it because you believed you could, and you still can.
No, I can't. I'm such a big fool!
KKarl
Oh no, you're not!
How do you know?
KKarl
Because my mother taught me to never kiss a fool!
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