[Mr. Burns and Smithers study security camera footage]
Morons. Pathetic morons in my employ, stealing my precious money. This is hopeless. None of these cretins deserves a promotion.
Well, it’s in the union contract, sir. One token promotion from within per year.
Wait! Who is that young go-getter? [points at a monitor with Homer on it with hair]
Well, it sort of looks like [chuckles] Homer Simpson, only more dynamic and resourceful-looking.
Simpson, huh? Hmm. An unspoiled lump of clay to mold in my own image. Our new junior executive. Bring him to me!
[on the intercom] Attention Homer Simpson, you have been promoted. You are now an executive. Take three minutes to say good-bye to your former friends; then report to room 503 for reassignment to a better life.
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