What's the matter, sir? Never have I seen you look so unhappy while purchasing such a large quantity of ice cream.
The reason I look unhappy is that tonight I have to see a slideshow starring my wife's sisters. Or as I call them "The Gruesome Twosome."
[Homer and Apu chuckles. Homer turns around to head back to the car and accidentally steps on Sideshow Bob's foot]
[disguised as Krusty] Ow! My foot, you lousy stupid clumsy...!!!
Sorry, pal. [gasps in horror when he notices Krusty holding a handgun and dives head first into a potato chip display]
[disguised as Krusty and drawing his gun at Apu] Hand over all your money in a paper bag!
Yes, yes, I know the procedure for armed robbery. I do work in a convenience store, you know. [hands over a paper bag after which Krusty flees] You can emerge now from my chips. [Homer peaks his head] The opportunity to prove yourself a hero is long gone.
[Homer gasps with relief]
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