MMoe
Moe's Tavern.
Is Mr. Freely there?
MMoe
Who?
Freely, first initials I. P.
MMoe
Hold on, I'll check. Uh, is I. P. Freely here? Hey, everybody! I pee freely! [the customers laugh] Wait a minute...Listen to me you lousy bum. When I get a hold of you, you're dead. I swear I'm gonna slice your heart in half!
[Bart and Lisa laugh, before Moe hangs up]
You'll get that punk someday, Moe.
MMoe
I don't know. He's tough to catch. He keeps changing his name.
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