Uh, Mr. Burns, people are calling this a meltdown.
[over the hotline] Oh, meltdown. It's one of these annoying buzzwords. We prefer to call it an unrequested fission surplus.
“Homer Defined” · Season 3
In this episode: Mr. Burns (2), Waylon Smithers (1), Kent Brockman (1)
[As the meltdown countdown nears zero]
Sir, there may never be another time to say... I love you, sir.
[sarcastically] Oh hot dog! Thank you for making my last few moments on Earth socially awkward.
FIFemale Intercom
Crisis has been averted. Everything is super.
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