JRJojo Rizal
[to Shane] Hey man, your cock's out!
[Shane looks down at his pants, then realizes his rooster is heading out the door]
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
[knocking on door] You called the police?
BBetty
In here.
Police in the house.
BBetty
You got here.
What's wrong ma'am?
BBetty
Well, my daughter left, and I need my medicine.
What medicine?
BBetty
For my arthritis. It's over there.
You called us for your arthritis medicine?
BBetty
In the brown bottle over there. hand it to me.
Ma'am, 911 is for emergencies.
BBetty
Well, this is an emergency to me.
[opens the pill bottle] How many?
BBetty
Two. [stares at Danny]
What?
BBetty
Well, would it kill you to get me a glass of water?
GGilroy
Wagenbach, what the hell are you doing just sitting at your desk?
I'm... I'm working a hit and run.
GGilroy
Well, stop. We got cops bleeding out in the streets. Half the district's on fire. There is no other case.
[after busting through a fence and catching a runner] Alright slappy, you start talking!
WWitness
'Sup, man, I didn't do nothin'!
All right. Fine. You're not a witness... [pulls crack out of pocket and plants it on witness] You're an arrest! This here's just enough to make you a trafficker.
WWitness
Hey, you can't do that, man!
What? Bust drug dealers? You just made my quota for the week!
What the hell are you doing?
I'm not doing anything that we weren't doing before. I'm just pumping things up a level.
And what level is that? Prison?
[Shane doesn't answer]
All right, where's my investment now?
It's all tied up in the coke shipment.
That coke that had Tio's guy bleeding from every orifice?
How do I know I can trust you?
How do I know I can trust you?
I guess we have a deal then.
[Aceveda walks to the door then turns and looks at Vic]
This doesn't mean I like you.... Try screwing me on this, I'll bury you!
KKellis
Do you have that file for me?
[while on the phone, in a dismissive tone] I'll get it to you soon.
KKellis
When I ask for something I ask politely because that's my nature, but when you make me ask a second time I loose my patience. This squad has been the epicenter of police corruption, civil law suites, and, most recently, a riot. The people I work for want answers. They expect me to get them. [Dutch hangs up the phone] I have the power to recommend changes, get people fired, even shut down this entire building if it's warranted! Do you understand what I'm saying detective!?
Yes Ma'am.
KKellis
[calms down] Good. Uhmm... [laughs] if you could get me the Gilroy file, I would really appreciate it.
Sure.
KKellis
Thank you.
USU.S. Customs Officer
Do you have anything to declare?
Only that it's good to be back in the States.
I need that money!
Yeah! Well, we all do.
No, I need it now to get back my kids!
What are you talking about?
THEY'RE GONE SHANE! Corrine took them, they disappeared.
AMArab man
So I'm a suspect just because I'm Arab?
No, sir, you're a suspect because 19 guys who look like your twin brother killed 3,000 Americans.
You failed the GSR, Barney.
BBarney
Oh, really? Can I take it again?
[incredulous] No!
If you knew you shot her, why did you agree to the residue test?
BBarney
Well, if I didn't take it, I'd look guilty. And, you said it was a government test, so I figured, how reliable could it be?
If you're such a good boy then do as I say. Pack up your shit, and get on the next donkey back to home.
AArmando
But I just got here, I think I'll stay for a while.
Come on, maybe you can stay at my house for a while.
AArmando
Ya, what's the charge?
I'll think of something on the way.
If someone were trying to keep her alive, how long could she survive?
MMedic
With a tourniquet and basic medical knowledge, indefinitely.
Until he tired of his domination and control Dr. Mengele experiments and decided to squeeze the last breath out of her so he could watch.
MMedic
See, this is why you and me can't date.
Do you know what "Officer Involved Shooting" means? It means we're all involved.
I told the truth.
Hey, when it comes to your partner's career, truth is like grits. You don't serve it up plain, pour the salt on it! God-damn rookies.
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