Sarah Jane Smith, journalist.
[points to Maria] Who’s she?
My work experience girl.
It was either this or putting up scaffolding.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
You are a disgrace to your own species, Grantham. You have always sickened me! Killing you will be a service to both our worlds!
[coolly in an 'I knew this Was Going to Happen Voice'] Oh, please don’t be offended, but this isn’t the first time I’ve had a gun pointed at me. And guns from other planets – ooh, afraid I’ve rather lost count!
A conscience is like a stone in your shoe. You cannot begin to imagine the relief once you get rid of it.
[having broken into Sarah Jane’s house] I know, I probably should have called you first, but…
Not at all, Mr Grantham. I’m always delighted to study new forms of human lowlife in the comfort of my own home.
You are a cool old bird, I'll give you that much.
Why this way?
Why not?
LLance
[seeing the Earth out a window] When did the moon turn blue?
You won’t be so cocky when you go down for abducting all those children.
[laughing] So-so you’re gonna tell the police that I helped some butt-ugly alien send kids to war in a galaxy far, far away? It won’t be me goin’ down, love! It’ll be you, down to the funny farm!
Who needs to mention aliens? There’s enough evidence to link you to the disappearances. I doubt that men like you fare too well in prison.
It has been a long war, Mistress. I grow old dreaming of peace.
Can I borrow your mobile, Clyde?
We’re in space! Who’re you gonna ring, Captain Kirk?
JJen
[sarcastically] Yeah, ‘genius.’ He can wire your phone into an alien computer, [to Luke] but can you fly an alien shuttlecraft?
No, but he can wire my phone up to an alien computer. Give the boy a chance, he’s on a roll!
[seeing the Earth from above in a slightly happy and excited voice] I never thought I’d lay eyes on a sight like this again...
Okay, I’ve gone past worried. I’m not even stoppin’ at anxious. I’m full throttlin’ to panic totally beyond reason!
I am not programmed for peace. This scenario does not compute. It cannot be real.
[to Kudlak] You never expected the war to end. Your computers were never programmed to recognise it when it happened.
Peace is an anomaly. Without war, I cannot exist.
[angrily] The point of our war was to achieve peace for our home!
We have no home, Kudlak, except on the battlefield. Peace is a stranger's land. We have no place there.
You may not, but I do! [snarls and draws out his firearm] All these years of peace, wasted! I thought the Malakh were my enemy, but all this time, it was you. And I will not suffer my enemies to live! [shoots the screen, destroying the Mistress]
After today, he might want to be an astronaut. Be the first man on Mars. First human man on Mars, that is.
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