Listen, Luke. When weirdo nuns turn up on your doorstep asking about freaky glowing alien gizmos, one thing you never do is tell them you’ve got one!
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
Incidentally, for future reference, Maria, even some fairy tales have a foundation in fact.
The Greeks were always dishing out challenges to each other. I think it must be a man thing.
[affectionately] So what do you think you’re doing, getting into a stranger’s car? For an intelligent boy, sometimes, oh, I can’t believe how stupid you are!
SHSister Helena
[to Maria] I’d shut up if I were you. Or the Abbess will show you her idea of solving a problem like Maria.
[to her petrified father] I didn't mean to shout at you, Dad. I'm sorry... I'm so sorry.
[upon discovering a garden full of petrified people] Why can’t they have garden gnomes like everyone else?
[in tears] Sarah Jane was right, wasn’t she? I thought meetin’ creatures from other planets was gonna be excitin’ and cool, but she told me, she said it wasn’t anythin’ like that. In the end it just messes you up. Your whole life, and the people you love…. That’s why Sarah Jane’s always been on her own. That’s why you’re here, isn’t it, Bea? With no one in the world who really knows you or cares. This is how we all end up, isn’t it?
[puts a hand on Maria’s knee] I had my Edgar. You’re young! You’ll find yours.
Not so fast, young lady! Would you, er, get, oh… fetch me – ah – my mirror!
[Maria picks up the mirror and holds it out]
No, not for me! What do you think I’m going to do, powder my nose while you take on that monster? It’s for you!
[skeptically] For me?
[sighs] Whatever do they teach you in school these days?
Don’t you wish you’d found someone special to share it all with?
Oh, I think I have. For the second time.
I wasn’t trying to be cruel. I was trying to be funny.
Yeah, well not everybody’s cut out to be me.
You make one hell of a future warrior, soldier!
[eagerly] You mean, I’d be good at killing people? [pause] If… the eventuality arose.
I’m bettin’ you don’t get invited to too many parties, do you?
I was showin’ him what to do. He’s Luke, which makes me… Obi-Wan Kenobi.
CCashier
[dully] Welcome to the unique gaming experience that is Combat 3000. [brandishing a gun] Zap. Those. Drones.
What are we looking for?
You’ll know it when you find it. Just see what bubbles to the top.
Does that mean you don’t know?
Not as such.
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