Is that my beef carcass?
Yes it is, Ren! Beef carcasses are very lucky you know, once we immerse it in common house o-bile!
WHAT?! THAT MEAT GOES IN MY MOUTH, NOT IN YOUR BILE!
[stammers] But... but, Ren...Tuesday...17!
[Ren punches Stimpy to the ground and proceeds to lift up the beef carcass and, with a grunt, tosses it back in the house through the window, where it lands on their bed]
NO! You've done it now, Ren! It's TERRIBLE bad luck to toss your carcass on the bed!
I wave my shiny red keister in the face of you and your stuper-stitions!
[horrified] No, Ren! It's bad juju to blaspheme!
[evilly] Juju, eh? Ooh, I'm so scared! The big bad juju's gonna get me. COME ON, JUJU! I'M CALLING YOU OUT! [gets struck by lightning] Ow, ow, ow, ow...
Gee, Ren, I guess you didn't know it was unlucky to-
GET IN THE HOUSE!
[scared] Yes, sir! [runs back into the house]
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