Alright boys, this is it. A real dog's gotta learn how to protect its master. Now in order to protect, you must learn how to ATTACK! Come on, boys! ATTACK! Let's go, Rex! ATTACK ME!
But you are my kind and beloved master! [sobs] I CA-A-A-A-AN'T!
[Ren, now in a manic and psychotic state smiles intensely and taking great pleasure at the conflict unfolding. Now with the intent to attack George. He turns his head and sees and oar conveniently placed next to the fireplace. Realizing his twisted opportunity, Ren swiftly picks the oar up and with a look of malice prepares to attack]
BUT I CAN! [Sarcastically] DROP AND GIVE ME TWENTY!
[Ren hits the oar at George Liquor, laughs maniacally, then swings the oar at him again and lands a hit on George Liquor's head]
NO!
[slow motion] Whoa.
[In slow motion, Ren slaps his oar at George Liquor's head, dentures come out, And in normal motion, Ren then slams his oar into George Liquor's head. George Liquor's eye pops out and droops down and blinks twice in one eye]
[Sarcastically] IT'S THE DISCIPLINE THAT BEGETS LOVE! [Ren slaps his oar at George Liquor twice]
NO! [tear his ears off and grabs onto the oar, trying to prevent Ren from delivering another swing] YOU MUSTN'T, he's our master!
Eh, SHUT UP! You're next, Mr. Doggie Treat! HI-YA! [Ren then sadistically beats George with the oar while he is on the ground]
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