Ren, Stimpy and others in “Sven Höek”

[returns home from work on a rainy day. He is shocked when he see's the house is a mess. He angrily growls] I knew it! Cat dirt everywhere! [starts to get more angry, but suddenly calms down] Well, at least I'm home. I can continue my intellectual pursuits! [He walks away, but then stops and is appalled at the sight of his opera records stuck to the wall] My opera records COVERED IN BUBBLE GUM!!! AAAAAAH!!! [sniffles a little, then turns around and notices several germs exiting open jars and squirming down the drain] MY COLLECTION OF RARE, INCURABLE DISEASES VIOLATED!!! NOOOOO!!! [Sees his dinosaur droppings colored like Easter eggs] My dinosaur droppings painted like EASTER EGGS! [Stimpy and Svën cease playing when they hear Ren's outburst] AAAAAH!!! You IDIOTS! [Ren angrily stomps toward Stimpy and Svën, who back away several times until they hit a wall] YOU... BOTH OF YOU! [He starts shaking angrily, but then transitions to a kind of sadistic calmness] Oh, what I'm gonna do to you. [He starts shaking his fists, thinking of ways to hurt Stimpy and Svën, who are cowering together; slowly] I'm so angry! First, I'm gonna tear your lips out. Yeah, that's what I'm gonna do. And then, I'm gonna gouge your eyes out! Yeah, that's what I'm gonna do.

We don't like this, Ren!

Ja, you're scaring us!

Good. You're scared, huh? Next, I'm gonna TEAR your arms out of the sockets! [mimes ripping their arms out and the dislocated arm dangling. Stimpy and Svën whimper while rubbing their arms] And you wanna know what else? I'm gonna hit ya, and you're gonna fall... and I'm gonna look down... and I'm gonna laugh. [Stimpy and Sven both cry] But first... [Stimpy and Svën gasp] FIRST... [suddenly calm] I gotta take a whiz! Don't you go anywhere. [Points to the ground they're standing on] You stay right here... Right on this spot... I'll be back! [Ren stomps away, and over the Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence game before turning around and noticing it] What's this stupid thing?!

[cheerfully] It's a game, Ren!

Ja, it's really fun!

[takes a look at the game, then turns to Stimpy and Svën, then smiles evilly, coming up with an idea] Oh, you like this game?

Oh yeah, Ren!

We love it!

Oh, you like the game, huh? Do you really like it?

It's our favorite game in the whole world!

Oh, you like the game, huh? Then how do you like this?! [produces a fly on his crotch and unzips it. Stimpy and Svën only look in horror as Ren whizzes all over the game. Ren looks at Stimpy and Svën giggling maniacally. Then the whole house explodes, sending the trio to Hell. The Devil appears]

So, you whizzed on the electric fence, did ya?

Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence!