[singing] Hello boys and girls,
This is your old pal, Stinky Wizzleteats
This is a song about a whale,
NO! This is a song about being happy
That's right! Its the happy happy, joy joy song!
Happy happy joy joy
Happy happy joy joy
Happy happy joy joy
Happy happy joy joy
Happy happy joy joy
Happy happy joy joy
Happy happy joy joy joy!
I don't think you're happy enough,
That's right! I'll teach you to be happy!
I'll teach your grandmother to suck eggs!
Now boys and girls, let's try it again...
Happy happy joy joy
Happy happy joy joy
Happy happy joy joy
Happy happy joy joy
Happy happy joy joy
Happy happy joy joy
Happy happy joy joy joy!
If you ain't the grandaddy of all liars!
The little critters of nature...
they don't know that they're ugly.
That's very funny!
A fly marrying a bumble bee!
I told you I'd shoot, but you didn't believe me! WHY didn't you believe me?
Happy happy joy joy
Happy happy joy joy
Happy happy joy joy
Happy happy joy joy
Happy happy joy joy
Happy happy joy joy
Happy happy happy happy
happy happy happy happy
happy happy joy joy joy!
[During the Happy Happy Joy Joy song, Ren smashes the helmet with a hammer and throttles Stimpy]
Ren, you're angry?
[enraged] YOU'RE DARN TOOTING I'M ANGRY! I HAVE NEVER BEEN THIS ANGRY IN MY ENTIRE LIFE! [suddenly happy] Hey! I feel great! I love being angry! Thank you, Stimpy.
[confused] Happy to be of service?
[Ren stares at Stimpy with a wild look in his eye, while his laughter echoes across the room]
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