[In Ren and Stimpy's mobile home, Stimpy is sitting in his litterbox, happily watching TV. His eyes bug in and out watching a cartoon. Ren appears looking angry]
Look at you, man! You're a full-grown cat still watching cartoons! Why, you're three years old! Do you know what that is in human years? [Stimpy bows his head in shame. Ren looks guilty, then raises Stimpy's face up] Oh, listen to me, man. I'm your friend. [He pulls the top of Stimpy's head off, exposing Stimpy's tiny brain on a silver pedestal] Don't you know cartoons will ruin your mind? [He picks up Stimpy's brain] Look what it's done to your brain!
[Ren drops the brain back into Stimpy's head and water splashes out. Ren pulls Stimpy's nose and the sound of a toilet flushing is heard. He puts the top of Stimpy's head back as the flushing finally stops. TV theme music begins to play. Stimpy excitedly grabs Ren by the neck]
[Squealing, he looks at Ren and puts a finger to his lips] Shh!
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