What word comes to mind when you think of bone china or crystal?
EMEdgar Montrose
Oops!
“Possum Lodge Word Game”
In this episode: Red Green (10), Dalton Humphrey (5), Harold (1)
Let's say your wife is planning a fancy dinner--
KFC!
This is what normal people drink.
RGRanger Gord
Beer.
Um, OK, but this has no taste to it.
RGRanger Gord
American beer?
Mr. Dalton Humphrey, you have 30 seconds to get Uncle Red to say this word- [giggles nervously, too embarrassed to say the word himself, but does point to it on the card] and go!
[coughs and clears throat]
Sex?
The building you were in when you were married.
BSBob Steuyvesant
Motel 6.
MHMike Hammer
And today's winner will receive a new house... roof... shingle. [holds it up]
Younger than 20; older than 12.
Shoplifter?
This is a family member, Mike; the man who slept with your mother.
MMike
Could you be a little more specific?
If your wife had kids, you would be...?
MMike
Long gone.
Aha! Just like your...?
MMike
Father.
This is something you play at parties...
EEdgar
Spin the grenade!
This is an animated character. Very wacky. Donald...
Trump?
Why do you have such a negative attitude towards the festive season, Dalton?
Gee, you should come by my house Christmas morning. Then yule see.
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