Let's say your wife is planning a fancy dinner--
Dalton HumphreyKFC!
Played by Bob Bainborough
The Red Green Show · 60 quotes
3rd most-quoted character in The Red Green Show: in 5 of its 60 quotes
Most scenes with: Red Green (5)
Scenes with Dalton Humphrey 5
Dalton Humphrey
Mr. Dalton Humphrey, you have 30 seconds to get Uncle Red to say this word- [giggles nervously, too embarrassed to say the word himself, but does point to it on the card] and go!
Dalton Humphrey[coughs and clears throat]
Sex?
Younger than 20; older than 12.
Dalton HumphreyShoplifter?
This is an animated character. Very wacky. Donald...
Dalton HumphreyTrump?
Why do you have such a negative attitude towards the festive season, Dalton?
DaltonGee, you should come by my house Christmas morning. Then yule see.
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