The Real Ghostbusters Season 1 quotes

Egon Spengler

I have a plan.

No electric shock, Egon.

Egon Spengler

...I have another plan.

I'd like to welcome you to the studio.

Ray Stantz

Wow! This is really fantastic! It looks just like the real thing!

That's why we wanted you here to advise us, make sure we're doing it right. After all, this is your life story.

No problem. As long as you got the right people to play us. Admit it, Redford was dying to play me, right?

Not exactly. Here's the cast list.

Murray, Aykroyd and Ramis? What's that, a law firm?

[said in 5 seconds] Ghostbusters. No, they're not here. That's right. They all went to California to make a movie and I can't come with them so I can answer your crummy call.

[about Bill Murray] He doesn't look a thing like me.

Egon Spengler

Transtator?

Check.

Egon Spengler

Field Generator?

Check.

Egon Spengler

Ionization Decaymeter?

Check.

Egon Spengler

Plasmatic Refractor? Anti Ecto Plasm Destruct Mechanism? Bypolar Adjuster?

Check, check and [yawns] check.

Egon Spengler

Transwarp Drive?

Check.

Egon Spengler

Ah-ha! Caught you. We don't have a Transwarp Drive.

If we don't have one, then it can't malfunction. If it's not malfunctioning, then nothing's wrong. And if nothing's wrong, then it checks, right?

Egon Spengler

I'm not going to talk to you again for at least a week. It's not good for me.

Hey, don't make fun. This is how I got through college.

Man, this job was a lot easier when these things didn't shoot back!

Relax, folks, we're just browsing.

Ray Stantz

Yeah, anybody seen a ghost?

Ghost!?

Silver tongue strikes again.

Ray Stantz

We just killed Christmas.