Ray Stantz quotes from The Real Ghostbusters

Ray Stantz

That thing hurt Ecto-1!

The world's being destroyed and he worries about Ecto-1. We should really speak to him later about his priorities.

If there is a later.

Y'know, you're really no fun anymore.

You've got an idea don't you, you kidder you. A way we can take this guy out. C'mon, fill us in.

Egon Spengler

There's only one way. We'll have to set our proton packs on simultaneous overload.

Ray Stantz

Oh great, Egon. We do that and it'll take Jeremy out all right. And the building. There'll be a blast crater half a mile wide!

And since we'll have to keep hold of 'em until they blow, to make sure they aren't turned off…oh man.

Egon Spengler

We take out everything within a quarter mile, ourselves with it, and hope it's enough to destroy him too before he can destroy the rest of the world.

It's a great plan! Count me in.

Ray Stantz

Hey, listen to this. "From Monday to Friday, the New York Public Library presents... the Necronomicon"!

I didn't know the library did rock concerts.

Egon Spengler

It's not a rock group, Winston - it's the single most powerful book of magic spells ever written.

Ray Stantz

H. P. Lovecraft and others wrote a whole series of horror stories based on it. Come on, we gotta see it! I'll bet the copyright page alone has a PKE valence of 9.9!

How come whenever we go into these situations, we never find anything cute? It's always big and mean with lots of teeth.

Ray Stantz

I agree. We're definitely falling into a rut.

Ray Stantz

Anybody having any luck?

That depends. You mean, like, good luck?

What does that mean?

It means that if Darth Vader were willing to loan us the Death Star, we might have a chance... might.

Then you know what that means... the big guy.

"The big guy"?!

Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse...

I have sold my soul to the devil. I have sold my soul to the devil. I have sold my soul to the devil.

Ray Stantz

Actually, Winston, Dib is a minor demon, not the devil per se.

I have sold my soul to a minor demon. I have sold my soul to a minor demon.

Egon Spengler

One time I got an A− and my parents wouldn't talk to me for a week.

I used twenty dollars of petty cash on a present for my girlfriend.

Ray Stantz

Okay, Slimer ate half a cookie and got slime all over the other half but on accident without thinking I ate it.

Eww!

Ray Stantz

[falsetto voice] I think I shall never see a poem as lovely as a tree.

Ray's fine now.