A character in The Real Ghostbusters
Voiced by Maurice LaMarche
The Real Ghostbusters · 75 quotes
2nd most-quoted character in The Real Ghostbusters: in 27 of its 75 quotes
Most scenes with: Peter Venkman (14), Winston Zeddemore (9), Ray Stantz (8)
[the Ghostbusters watch as the gremlins try to damage the car built as a lure, their efforts frustrated when it changes before they can even scratch it]
I don't believe it, the thing just keeps getting uglier!
Egon SpenglerNobody said that science was pretty, Winston.
Hey, listen to this. "From Monday to Friday, the New York Public Library presents... the Necronomicon"!
I didn't know the library did rock concerts.
Egon SpenglerIt's not a rock group, Winston - it's the single most powerful book of magic spells ever written.
H. P. Lovecraft and others wrote a whole series of horror stories based on it. Come on, we gotta see it! I'll bet the copyright page alone has a PKE valence of 9.9!
Egon SpenglerThe Necronomicon's spells are like sonic keys that can open portals to other dimensions, where the Great Old Ones wait to take over the Earth.
Yeah? Give me an example.
Egon SpenglerCathulhu.
Gesundheit.
Cathulhu...I've heard of him. He's bad, right?
Egon SpenglerHe makes Gozer look like Little Mary Sunshine.
I'll take the'Necronomicon back to the Miskatonic University with me, where it can't be used for evil.
Egon SpenglerYou think Cathulhu was destroyed, Professor Derleth?
Even if he wasn't, the stars are no longer right for him to awaken. The world is safe again, for a time.
Excuse me, but would ye be Mister Raymond Stantz?
Egon SpenglerNo. Not by choice.
Egon SpenglerMaybe the noise was physical in origin. Squirrels on the roof, perhaps.
[a huge pounding sound starts to shake the whole house]
Squirrels, Egon?
Egon SpenglerOkay, fat squirrels, playing basketball. Satisfied?
Your time has ended.
Egon SpenglerNot mine. Yours. Smile for the birdie.
What happens if we cross the streams?
Egon SpenglerAll of our molecules go on separate vacations.
Egon SpenglerNotice the vacant stare, the completely mindless look. That could only mean one thing.
She's from California?
Egon SpenglerNo. She's been hypnotized.
[After Egon rates Murray the Mantis's power]
What does that mean?
It means that if Darth Vader were willing to loan us the Death Star, we might have a chance... might.
Then you know what that means... the big guy.
"The big guy"?!
Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse...
[the Devil Asks for a secret that they all have]
Egon SpenglerOne time I got an A− and my parents wouldn't talk to me for a week.
I used twenty dollars of petty cash on a present for my girlfriend.
Okay, Slimer ate half a cookie and got slime all over the other half but on accident without thinking I ate it.
Eww!
Egon SpenglerDo you talk about the loons and the scoundrels in your family tree?
If I didn't, I wouldn't have anybody to talk about.
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