NNutmeg
[to the limo driver] At least my Daddy don't have a big old head.
LDLimo Driver
My head's big. You better look in the mirror. Oh, but you can't cause your head's so big. It's so big you need an IMAX theater to see it.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
[to Sticky] Who are you?
SSticky
I'm Sticky. Sticky Webb. The man you stalk.
Papi, if I don't make it, tell my family that I love them!
PPapi
[translated] If you don't make it, lots of fish will eat well tonight!
JLJohnny Lovely
[to Penny] I'm just being polite.
Like I said, nobody acts like that anymore.
[to Johnny Lovely] Haven't you ever heard of Oprah? J-Lo? Janet Jackson? Kim Possible?
PPeabo
[to Oscar] Remember what happened last time you asked me to spy on Penny?
Hey! Those charges were dropped!
Hey, Mr. Proud!
Don't "Hey, Mr. Proud" me!
Get up, Oscar. We're going to take the twins to the zoo.
Come on, Trudy. The twins don't wanna go to Suga Mama's house!
[to LaCienega] So, are we girls again?
We never were.
Don't worry. Suga Mama's got figgity-fat pockets.
No, you got pockets of figgity-fat!
I have to tell you something. It's bad news.
PPapi
[translated] You have a twin sister?
In with the spice and out with the not-so nice.
Suga Mama, what are you doing?
Trying to watch the movie if you'd shut up!
I can do anything a monkey and a 9 year-old can do.
Trudy, Trudy, hurry up and get in bed.
Ooh, Oscar, you're frisky tonight.
No no, come on, now. Not that. Mr. Chips is fixing breakfast tomorrow. Eggs Benedict, Belgian waffles, and my favorite meat, cow porking. That's a beef stuffed, free range chicken, all dressed up in the succulent skin of a pot-bellied pig, deep fried, and cut in the shape of a giblet. Whatever the heck that is. And smothered in ooh-gobs of jelly and gravy. Now that's eating. I can't wait to wake up.
You eat that and you'll never wake up. You want me to believe that Mr. Chips told you all of that?
Of course not, Trudy. Monkeys can't talk. He typed up a menu on my computer.
Good night, Oscar. [she turn the lamp off] Oscar, baby! You need to shave your legs.
Shave my legs? You need to shave your beard.
I do not have a beard, Oscar.
You don't? [Mr. Chips open his eyes in a dark] What the?!...Trudy!
[Trudy turn the lamp on, it was Mr. Chips between her and Oscar. and they screaming in shocked. Oscar chasing Mr. Chips around the house]
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