Suga Mama quotes from The Proud Family

[moaning] Here. Daddy made me siiiiiiick! [sobs]

Suga Mama

I know he did, baby. Your daddy makes everybody sick.

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Suga Mama

Papi, if I don't make it, tell my family that I love them!

PPapi

[translated] If you don't make it, lots of fish will eat well tonight!

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Suga Mama

Don't worry. Suga Mama's got figgity-fat pockets.

No, you got pockets of figgity-fat!

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Suga Mama

I have to tell you something. It's bad news.

PPapi

[translated] You have a twin sister?

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Wizard Kelly

Suga Mama, what are you doing?

Suga Mama

Trying to watch the movie if you'd shut up!

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Suga Mama

I don't know who that man was on the massage table, but it wasn't Papi. His feet have NEVER been that small.

Then you believe us?

Suga Mama

Of course. Now come on. I got the girls and Sticky down in the car. We're going to break Papi out!

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Penny, why aren't you dressed?

I don't think I can go to school. I don't feel too well. [coughs]

Hey hey now, Stay away from me. Whatever you got, I don't want to catch.

You don't feel warm.

It's not really a fever. [moans] It's my stomach.

Suga Mama

Oh, I know what it was. Those nasty diversity snacks your daddy made.

I'd love to diverse you, Mama.

Suga Mama

Well, then diverse this. [she splashes Oscar with an orange juice]

Ow!

Suga Mama

Why don't you just give her some castor oil, Trudy? That'll clean her out.

No, Mama, please don't. I'm not that sick, Mama.

Well, how sick are you?

Sick enough not to go to school for...I don't know,...about a week?

Oh, I see. Penny Proud, are you trying to get out of the cultural exchange?

No, I would never do that. I'm just...Yes, ma'am.

Penny, why?

Why? She's scared. And, quite frankly, so am I. We don't know anything about those people that they have her staying with.

That's the point of the exchange, Oscar. And you, of all people, should know better. I know you weren't raised that way.

Suga Mama

Yes, he was. I would never let my children spend the night with people I didn't know.

Thank you, Mama.

Suga Mama

Not that anyone ever invited Oscar over.

Well, Penny is my daughter and...

Excuse me, our daughter! [Trudy roars] I mean, your daughter.

Look, Penny, I know you don't understand why you must do this, but I guarantee you, by the end of the week, it'll all be clear to you.

But, Mama

No buts. You're going, and that's that. Now, go pack your things.

Yes, Mommy dearest.

And you two ought to be ashamed of yourselves.

It's her fault. She raised me. [Suga Mama roars, he whimpers]

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Daddy, do you know where a thesaurus is?

No, but I know where a dino-status is. We call it Suga Mama. Ha, ha!

Suga Mama

I heard that!