Trudy[to Penny & her cousins] What on Earth were you kids thinking?
Trudy, we know what they were thinking. That's how you drive the truck!
Trudy Do you kids realize how lucky you were that Sunset pulled you over and not some other officer? They would have thrown your little butts in jail.
RRueben
Well, whose idea was this?
RRRay-Ray
Like you gotta ask, Rogaine, it was your little daughter.
LLeslie
Please, Chanel knows better, I’m sure the overweight grub over there had something to do with it.
BBoonetta
I know you not talkin’ about my baby! My baby ain’t never taken anything that’s not his!
MMaureen
Except the entire dinner last night. You Prouds are nothing but trouble.
Girl, you haven’t seen trouble yet, those are figthin’ words!
[a fight ensues]
Trudy
Oscar, I can't do this anymore. I think we need professional help.
Trudy, I'm not going to marriage counseling. We can work things out on our own. Please don't leave me!
Trudy
Oscar, I'm talking about hiring a housekeeper.
Oh. We can't afford a housekeeper.
Trudy
I can.
Oh, here we go again. It's not my fault the snack business is hurting. But mark my word, pork is on the way back.
Trudy
Oscar, stay with me now. I have to hire someone, especially, since I'm going to be leaving soon.
I said we can work things out, baby. Please don't leave me. I... I'll change... I'll...
Trudy
Relax, baby. I'm only going away for a week. My veterinarian convention is coming up soon, remember?
Of course I do. It's just that I...I can't stand the thought of being away from you for one minute.
Trudy
And I can't stand the thought of what this place is gonna look like the minute I leave.
Trudy
Oscar, we're gonna have to let Rene go.
Are you crazy? Why would you wanna do that?
Trudy
Because she's...perfect.
I thought you wanted someone perfect.
Trudy
I thought I did too, but now I hate it. Since she's been working for us, no one needs me anymore. I feel pushed aside, forgotten.
That's not true, Um...um, don't tell me...uh.
Trudy
Trudy!
Rhymes with "Trudy," Uh... Judy.
Trudy
It's "Trudy"!
Trudy. Oh, right, you're right. [chuckles] Okay, okay, I see your point. Go ahead and tell the agency you're letting her go. But the kids and Suga Mama are really gonna-hate you for this.
Trudy
No they won't. I'll just tell them the honest truth.
Trudy
That you fired her.
Trudy, Trudy, hurry up and get in bed.
Trudy
Ooh, Oscar, you're frisky tonight.
No no, come on, now. Not that. Mr. Chips is fixing breakfast tomorrow. Eggs Benedict, Belgian waffles, and my favorite meat, cow porking. That's a beef stuffed, free range chicken, all dressed up in the succulent skin of a pot-bellied pig, deep fried, and cut in the shape of a giblet. Whatever the heck that is. And smothered in ooh-gobs of jelly and gravy. Now that's eating. I can't wait to wake up.
Trudy
You eat that and you'll never wake up. You want me to believe that Mr. Chips told you all of that?
Of course not, Trudy. Monkeys can't talk. He typed up a menu on my computer.
Trudy
Good night, Oscar. [she turn the lamp off] Oscar, baby! You need to shave your legs.
Shave my legs? You need to shave your beard.
Trudy
I do not have a beard, Oscar.
You don't? [Mr. Chips open his eyes in a dark] What the?!...Trudy!
[Trudy turn the lamp on, it was Mr. Chips between her and Oscar. and they screaming in shocked. Oscar chasing Mr. Chips around the house]
Trudy
Penny, why aren't you dressed?
I don't think I can go to school. I don't feel too well. [coughs]
Hey hey now, Stay away from me. Whatever you got, I don't want to catch.
Trudy
You don't feel warm.
It's not really a fever. [moans] It's my stomach.
Oh, I know what it was. Those nasty diversity snacks your daddy made.
I'd love to diverse you, Mama.
Well, then diverse this. [she splashes Oscar with an orange juice]
Why don't you just give her some castor oil, Trudy? That'll clean her out.
No, Mama, please don't. I'm not that sick, Mama.
Trudy
Well, how sick are you?
Sick enough not to go to school for...I don't know,...about a week?
Trudy
Oh, I see. Penny Proud, are you trying to get out of the cultural exchange?
No, I would never do that. I'm just...Yes, ma'am.
Trudy
Penny, why?
Why? She's scared. And, quite frankly, so am I. We don't know anything about those people that they have her staying with.
Trudy
That's the point of the exchange, Oscar. And you, of all people, should know better. I know you weren't raised that way.
Yes, he was. I would never let my children spend the night with people I didn't know.
Not that anyone ever invited Oscar over.
Trudy
Well, Penny is my daughter and...
Excuse me, our daughter! [Trudy roars] I mean, your daughter.
Trudy
Look, Penny, I know you don't understand why you must do this, but I guarantee you, by the end of the week, it'll all be clear to you.
Trudy
No buts. You're going, and that's that. Now, go pack your things.
Trudy
And you two ought to be ashamed of yourselves.
It's her fault. She raised me. [Suga Mama roars, he whimpers]
Trudy
Do not call my name!
What’s wrong with you, Trudy?...Did you know your eyes were glowing and your head was spinning around?
Trudy
Your daughter and your mama are driving me crazy. When I’m not waiting on Penny hand and foot, I’m taking Suga Mama everywhere since she’s unable to drive herself. Now, I have to take care of my daughter, but I can’t handle your mama too now. Oscar, [in scary deep voice] you better do something...NOW!!!
The Proud Family · 110 quotes
