Penny quotes from The Proud Family

Penny

[sobbing] I can't believe I have such fake friends!

Trudy

You mean like you're being right now?

Trudy

What's going on, Penny?

Penny

It's LaCienega. We had to take our swim test the other day and...well...

Sunset

It's the foot thing again, isn't it?

Penny

Everybody laughed at her.

Trudy

Foot thing? What foot thing?

Sunset

LaCienega's a little special.

She's got feet like a duck.

Sunset

Felix!

But it's true.

Penny

Why is everyone at school separated?

Zoey

What do you mean?

Penny

You know, the whites, the blacks, LaCienega.

Penny

[to Johnny] That's it. I've had it with you. It's over.

Wait, what's over?

Penny

We're over!

I thought you liked me. I thought you were my girlfriend. I know, it's my wheels, isn't it?

Penny

No. Your wheels aren't the reason I don't like you. But they are the reason I said I'd be your girlfriend. That and because I felt sorry for you. But I don't anymore. You need a personality check, Johnny. You're rude, obnoxious, inconsiderate. You disrespected my parents, my grandmother, me. You're not a nice person, Johnny. But my family, they are nice people and I'm sorry I ever brought you around. So why don't you break?

Trudy

You’d better do something, Oscar, Suga Mama has been here three weeks. It’s time for her to go. I understand she’s been depressed, but enough is enough.

Well what do you want me to do? Just throw my poor mama out?

Trudy

Of course not, Oscar. I would never ask you to throw her out. Show her out, drop breadcrumbs, I don’t care, just get her out of my house!

That’s cold, Trudy.

Penny

Mama, Suga Mama says she’s ready for you to file her corns.

Trudy

That’s it, Oscar. That’s the last bunion. Either she goes or I go. It’s your choice.

Penny

look, for whatever it’s worth I think we owe Suga Mama. Let’s not forget it’s our fault Puff is missing.

Let’s get something straight here: you lost Puff.

Trudy

No, you should have never left him!

If you had just let it be Oscar Day like I had planned, none of this would have ever happened. But No! You just had to go shoppin’!

Trudy

Yes, I had to go shopping! All you do is sit on that couch all day long and whine!

Penny

Stop it! We’re all responsible. None of us cared about Puff, I know I didn’t.

Trudy

None of us did, honey.

I gotta admit. As much as I can’t stand that dog. He’s the only one that could have put up with Suga Mama. If he ever finds his way back, I’ll treat him like the true hero he is. I’ll let him sit in my chair, eat my food and watch his stories anytime he wants.

Penny

I'm just gonna find some common ground.

Dijonay

Oh, you gonna find the ground, all right.

[to Penny] If all of your friends jumped off a bridge, would you do it too?

Penny

If it was fun!

Fun?!!

Penny

Mommy, Daddy, can I go with my girls to go see the Hip-Hop Helicopter?

Nope.

Penny

Why not, Daddy?

Cause I've seen that show and I know there will be boys there.

Trudy

Oh, Oscar, you're impossible! Do you know there are boys at church too?

Fine. She can't go there either.

Dijonay

[to Penny] Since when are we your background singers?

Penny

Since you've been standing in the back.

Suga Mama

So, Penny. What costume are you wearing?

Penny

The one I have on. I'm studying tonight.

The only thing you're studying, is how to put on this! See, "SG". You are, duh-da-da-dah, "Snack Girl"!

Penny

Daddy, that costume is "SG". Duh-da-da-dah, "so goofy." I am not wearing it.

Oh, you're wearing it. Or you'll be "SG", duh-da-da-dah, "so grounded."

Penny

No, I'll be "SG", duh-da-da-dah, "so glad."

Penny

So what you gonna do, Trudy? Ground me as usual? I don't care. I'll do the time.

Oh, you'll be doing the time alright, but you won't be doing it here like I am. You're going to boot camp!

Suga Mama

Where's my grandbaby?

Penny

[moaning] Here. Daddy made me siiiiiiick! [sobs]

Suga Mama

I know he did, baby. Your daddy makes everybody sick.

Dijonay

[to Penny] I'll be back before you can say duck!

Penny

[she gets hit on the head with a book] Hey!

Dijonay

I told you to duck!

Penny

[to Dijonay] Can't you control your brothers and sisters?

Dijonay

No, can you?

[to Penny] I'm just being polite.

Penny

Like I said, nobody acts like that anymore.