The Powerpuff Girls (2016) · Season 1
Hi, my name is Bubbles! And I can lift this whole building over my head! [She flies outside and lifts the whole building over her head, then she puts down the building and comes back into the stage]
Whoo! That was awesome!
And I love animals!
Whoo! Animals!
Yes, indeedy. I think we can all agree that animals are pretty great!
[off-screen] Whoo!
Aww, it's the first day of school, but what's this, Pokey Oaks Kindergarten is closed?
What happened?
Don't you remember?
[Flashback begins with Bubbles, in her original 1998 counterpart's design, presenting to the students at Pokey Oaks Kindergarten]
For my spring break, a fought a giant space crab on a radioactive comet with my sisters. I found this goo after he exploded. [She accidentally threw the bottle of goo] Oops.
[The bottle of goo mutates Pee-Wee the class hamster and he starts to grow huge as the students ran away; End of flashback]
Oh, yeah. [waves] Hi, Pee-Wee!
[Pee-Wee turns to her and grunts out a barely intelligible "Hi Bubbles!"]
Fiber, prunes, and everything mild -- these were the ingredients chosen to make the perfect little girls slightly older. But Professor Utonium did everything correctly, and there were no accidents. The whole thing went smoothly. Pretty anticlimactic, if you ask me.
[Singing as the girls tip toe past the Professor's room] Dun dun dun dun duuun, we are sneaking!
Bubbles!
Sorry!
We have to stop Mojo!
What?
Let's just fly. [She tries to fly, but it was no use] Being old stinks.
You can't stop me with your silly old lady tricks! I am Mojo Jo--
Hey! [He and the other students surround Mojo] Are you picking on our grannies?
Uh-oh.
[The students beat up Mojo off-screen]
Now that's what I call an old fashioned whuppin'.
[The girls went into the city, then a giant spider appeared]
Girls, time for some pest control! [She and Bubbles fly to attack the spider]
Why did it have to be a spider? [She flies after them to attack the spider]
[The giant spider made a cocoon, spits it, and it hit Bubbles]
Bubbles!
[A second cocoon hit Blossom]
Blossom! Oh, gross, oh, gross, oh, gross!
[She punched the giant spider, sending it flying and it crashed to a building, then the spider fell and the building fell on top of it, creating a crater]
[As she takes the microphone] All right. Who's wants to turn this party up? [the spirits cheered] Now, it's an honor to introduce to you the one and only M.C. Evil Girl!
[The dance music starts as Bubbles starts dancing between two tall, pink spirits, then Buttercup puts Blossom above the DJ system; pause]
How?
Hey, Bubbles! When I say "keep" you say "toss"! Keep!
Toss!
Keep!
Toss!
Right! [to the spirits] When I say "evil" you say "girl"! Evil!
Girl!
Evil!
Girl!
When I say "party" you say "monster"! Party!
Monster!
Party!
Monster!
When I say "pop" you say "quiz"! Pop!
Quiz!
Pop!
Quiz!
[clearing her throat] Wrap it up.
[chuckling]
Oh, yeah! [to the spirits] When I say "hey" you say "ta leme"! Hey! Hey!
Ta leme!
Hey! Hey!
Ta leme!
Hey! Hey!
Ta leme!
Wait a sec.
[All of the spirits went back inside the box]
Maybe, he can help us prove the existence of the Ghost Horse.
You mean the one that haunts this very school? [scenario begins] They say at night you can hear him clip-clopping down the hallways. It's both scary.
[The Ghost Horse pops out of the hallway]
And adorable!
[scenario ends]
Please, that's ridiculous.
[The guinea pigs have been turned into half-animals, then Bubbles comes back]
Oh, my gosh! They're so cute! [Janitaur turned her into a bee] Huh? I'm a bee? Yay! I'm a bee!
Bubbs, no! [Janitaur turned her into a flamingo; sarcastically] Wow, awesome. A flamingo.
[Jemmica is about to grab the Golden Otter of the Hasrajanis slowly, and Blossom and Bubbles chattering their teeth nervously while they're hugging]
Just grab it already!
Ugh! I lost my concentration. Now I have to start all over again.
Ugh! Come on!
[Already grabbed the Golden Otter of the Hasrajanis] JK. Totally got it.
BFF Bubbles, pick Buttercup's nose!
Please don't. [Bubbles picked Buttercup's nose] Eww.
Hmm. BFF Buttercup, speak in a British accent.
[in British accent] Oi! Quit pickin' on me, ya cheeky [gasps] Apples and pears, me voice done changed, it did.
Well, hello, magical dwarves.
We're not dwarves.
Elves, then.
Not elves either.
I am a princess!
A what?
A princess?!
So disappointing.
I'm Princess Bluebelle! [Cricket chirping; pause] Um, so I see you haven't heard of me. [falls down] Oof! So allow me to introduce myself.
Yeah, you really don't have to...
Through song! [scene changes to the storybook setting; singing] You may have heard that I'm the Princess Bluebelle
Who?
The daughter of the King and Queen
There's no monarchy in Townsville.
Friend of the birds and trees I can twirl around with ease And I haven't cut my hair since I was 3
[The girls got out of Bluebelle's hair; gasping]
Ew, gross.
[singing] Hey, guys, we really should get going home now
[singing] Why are we singing?
[singing] I don't know
It's 'cause you're all with me And because I love to sing And it tells the creatures, "Help me do my hair"
[scene changes to the girls' room]
Dude, enough! This is super weird! I don't wanna sing!
[singing while the animals brush her hair] Me neither [normal] I'm totally lying.
And Blossom doesn't want an iguana doing her hair.
[An iguana is brushing Blossom's hair while she looks scared]
Kiss me, I'm a prince, I swear.
Ew.
Dude! What's wrong with you? Are you a damsel in distress or a dope with a death wish?
Don't worry guys, I got this. (She was ready to fire a laser beam, but the dragon blocked it by blowing some fire on her) No I don't!
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