Thurgood, Walter and others in “National Buffoon's European Vacation”

Now, when a man plunges his toilet, he has the right to expect that he's the only man plungin' that toilet. And what, I ask, could be lower, than plungin' another man's toilet? One of you has the hots for Muriel and is sendin' her flowers.

So let me get this straight: you're comparin' yo' wife to a toilet?

Sanchez. It was you, wasn't it?

Actually, I've never been attracted to women-- [his electrolarynx runs out of batteries; shakes it]

Well, I suppose that comes as news to no one.

Y-y-you didn't let me finish! Women who are married to my friends!