[The penguins have rigged a pretzel cart to fly in the air to escape Officer X.]
And at 400 feet and climbing, I don't think there's much chance of running into him. We're home free. [high-fives Rico and Kowalski]
I guess you're right, Skipper. You know, unless Officer X did something like hide inside the pretzel cart before we took off. Well, you have to admit it's kind of strange. We ran all over the zoo, carrying supplies, and didn't see Officer X. Not even once. I'm just saying it's possible that Officer X could have anticipated our plan and might have hidden in the cart's pretzel compartment before we took off.
[The penguins look at Private, then laugh at his idea.]
That has to be just the most ridiculous...
You can't possibly imagine the stasticical improbabilty that... Well...
[becoming scared] That Officer X - the Officer X - is hiding... down there.
[also becoming scared] Just... inches... below our... very feet.
Well, the very idea... I mean, it's... it's just that it's so...
It's so... So, so-so, so, so...
[panics] SO TOTALLY OBVIOUS!!! BATTLE STATIONS!!! [the penguins make battle stances outside the pretzel compartment door] On three... One... Two... I can't do it! I mean, what if he's really in there? What if he leaps out with one of those witty one-liners? Probably something about pretzels.
Something like, "I'll bet you never expected this twist."
Exactly!
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