Pop quiz, troops. What can't we trust?
[flipping through his notebook] Three-day-old stir-fry mung beans.
Right. What else can't we trust?
[holding up a book on badgers] Badgers!
[Skipper gives Private a questionable look]
...Maybe that's just me.
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