Dwight, I don't know how to tell you this, but...we have a little bit of a problem.
Oh, no. What?
The minister just told me that it's tradition for the bestest mensch to be older than the groom.
Oh, come on. I've never heard of such a thing!
I haven't heard of it, obviously. But I'm out, because I'm significantly younger than you.
No! Not—significant is a big word.
Well, either way, Dwight...[pause] I can't be there for you. I'm sorry.
Jim.
I just...really wish there was something I can do.
[Jim looks straight ahead. Dwight turns around and sees Michael]
Michael. I can't believe you came.
That's what she said. [Dwight cries out in joy and hugs Michael]
[cut to Jim in interview]
Best prank ever.
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