Everyone stop what you're doing. I have terrible news. Dwight is no longer with us.
APAngela, Pam, Phyllis, Oscar
What?
He's gone, dammit! He's been promoted to VP of Sabre Retail, and he's staying in Florida forever.
So he's alive?
Yeah. That was him on the phone. He sounds wonderful.
Well, the way you said it made it sound like he was dead.
How could I have been more clear? He had a massive stroke of good fortune and he is now in a better place.
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