Erin and Andy in “Christmas Wishes”

Hey, I never told you my Christmas wish.

Ah, OK.

It's about you.

That's not what it should be, it should just be like a trinket or something.

It's that I wish Jessica was dead.

Y-you...wait, you mean you wish she wasn't here or something?

I wish she was in a graveyard! Under the ground. With worms coming out of her mouth.

Hey, you know, you can't say that, OK? That's my girlfriend that you're talking about. You and I are not together anymore. You need to get over it! Take your wish back.

Too late! It's already been wished! And you promised it would come true. You wrote it in an email! So, which one are you? A murderer or a liar?