Pam, Andy and others in “Scott's Tots”

Obviously, there's been some kind of mistake, so why doesn't Jim just pick the next highest score on the list and we'll move on.

That would be...employee #3, which is...son-of-a-bitch! Pam Halpert.

How is that possible? No offense, Pam, but how the hell is that possible?

[feigning ignorance] There must be some reasonable explanation for this.

Oh, wait, come on! I didn't miss a day, I came in early, I stayed late, and I doubled my sales last month.

Oh, really? From what, two to four?

[in confessional] Yup!