Dwight
Knock, knock.
Michael
Who's there?
Dwight
The KGB.
Michael
The KGB who? [Dwight slaps Michael]
Dwight
VE VILL ASK ZE QVESTIONS!
. . .
Jim
Ding dong.
Michael
Who's there?
Jim
The KGB.
Michael
...Dwight, get the door.
Dwight
I'm not answering the door.
Michael
Answer the door.
Dwight
I'm not answering it.
Jim
Ding dong.
Dwight
No way, its the KGB.
Jim
Ding dong, ding dong.
Dwight
I'm not gonna answer it.
Jim
[slaps Dwight] Ze KGB vill vait for no vone!!
Dwight
...It's true.
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