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S5 E10

The Office (US) · Season 5, Episode 10

Michael and Oscar in “The Surplus”

Michael

Why don't you explain this to me like I'm five.

Oscar

Your mommy and daddy give you ten dollars to open up a lemonade stand. So you go out and you buy cups and you buy lemons and you buy sugar. And now you find out that it only costs you nine dollars.

Michael

Ho-oh!

Oscar

So you have an extra dollar.

Michael

Yeah.

Oscar

So you can give that dollar back to mommy and daddy, but guess what? Next summer...

Michael

I'll be six.

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