I decided to stay home, eat a bunch of tacos in my basement. Now my basement smells like tacos. You can't air out a basement. And taco air is heavy. It settles at the lowest point.
“Lotto” · Season 8, Episode 3
In this episode: Darryl Philbin (2), Dwight Schrute (1), Jim Halpert (1)
There's gotta be a better way to do this. This is literally how they built the pyramids.
Well, they whipped people, which was helpful.
My future isn't going to be determined by seven little white lotto balls. It's going to be determined by two big black balls.
These quotes come from Wikiquote's The Office (US) pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.