I like Donna. Is it wrong to keep seeing her? Depends on who you ask. I mean, if you ask her husband...or you took a random poll, yeah, it's wrong.
“The Chump” · Season 6, Episode 25
In this episode: Michael Scott (3), Dwight Schrute (1), Toby Flenderson (1), Meredith Palmer (1)
That is something I would never do.
Well, I think we all know what you're capable of Meredith.
Hey, I have never cheated on, been cheated on, or been used to cheat with.
[cut to Meredith in interview]
I ask everyone in the room, "Are you in a relationship?"
[while Michael makes fart noises] Come on, Michael. You're interrupting.
You're kidding me! God! You say radon is silent but deadly, and then you expect me not to make farting noises with my mouth? What is this?! You know what? We're not going to die of radon, we're going to die of boredom.
[Everyone laughs]
Right? And if I had a gun with two bullets, and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden, and Toby, I would shoot Toby twice.
[Everyone groans in disapproval]
Okay. Alright.
You were being really funny, and then you went too far.
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