It is St. Patrick's Day, and here in Scranton that is a huge deal. It is the closest that the Irish will ever get to Christmas.
“St. Patrick's Day” · Season 6, Episode 19
In this episode: Dwight Schrute (2), Michael Scott (1), Jim Halpert (1)
They say that no man is an island. False! I am an island and this island is volcanic. And it is about to erupt. With the molten hot lava of strategy!
[Dwight sees that Jim is sitting on his and Dwight's desks stacked on top of each other]
What the hell is this?! This is not Mega-Desk.
No, it's not. They call it Quad-Desk.
That's ridiculous, this is made up of three desks.
Oh my God. We're going to have to re-name it then, aren't we?
[Phone underneath the desks rings; Dwight crawls into the nook of Quad-Desk to answer it]
Hello, Dwight Schrute?
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