“The Deposition” quotes from The Office (US)

Kelly

I don't talk trash, I talk smack. They're totally different. Trash talk is hypothetical, like: Your mom is so fat she can eat the internet. But smack talk is happening like right now. Like: You're ugly and I know it for a fact 'cause I got the evidence right there.

Jan

People underestimate Michael. There are plenty of things that he is well above average at. Like ice skating. He is a very good ice skater.

How long have you known Ms. Levinson?

Michael

Six years and two months.

And you were directly under her the whole time?

Michael

That's what she said.

Excuse me?

Michael

[slowly] That's what she said.