[Seth, Summer, Ryan, and Marissa are in the diner, discussing how they're going to help Johnny.]
If any of you were remotely Jewish, I would just say we could pool our bar mitzvah money, but... Holy crap, that's it.
What's it?
No, no, no, no, no.
Yes.
No way, dude.
Yes way, dude.
I'm sorry, I can't. I'm not having it.
Having what?
A bar mitzvah.
Ryan gets a bar mitzvah. Now that is funny.
Yeah. Summer's laughing.
No, that's just gas.
[Summer slaps Seth.]
Now, listen to me. This wouldn't be an ordinary bar mitzvah. You know what this would be? Wait for it... A Chrismukkah bar mitzvahkkah. Spell that, dude.
That's crazy.
Yeah, so crazy it just might work.
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